NiCE.. This da kinda kool stuff you wish you'd see more of:
wAy ta get creaTive.. & da joint was HoT! haha
Sorry it covers the stuff on the right side of the whole blog...oh well. There is a version that fits better but this dat "BIGBoY" HD joint Shawty!! ..BALLiN
Technology is wild..,
YOUr HOnor
MAY THE RECORD REFLECT THE KID WHO ACCUSED MICHAEL JACKSON OF SEXUAL ABUSE HAS NOW, IN HIS DEATH, COME FORWARD AND ADMIT THE ALLEGATIONS WERE ALL LIES!!! Dude was the KOLDEST solo artist / performer ever... the KiNG of PoP!!
R.I.P.
Michael "MJ" Jackson
1958 - 2009
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May the Record also reflect: ..His catalog is still krazy
Nice! We here at ESJ have the opportunity to bring YOU the debut solo video by RisingSons member TRiP. The song is entitled "?Por Que?"..Omjeezy i LOVE this guy...Enjoi!
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PS: WHY..? why??
He's BAack . .
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PS: "Give me 11 excederine my head'll spin/Medicine'll have me rev-ing like a 747 jet engine/etc..." ~ Eminem Circa 99'
Recession got you down..? Well let us take this time to remember some of the original icons of black extravagance. These Bruthas balled like a dawg at a time when black people we lucky to land a roll as an extra...let alone really damn SHINE!!! These are the ORIGINAL KiNGS OF BLING!!!
These kats here are some of the unsung heroes of the ICE-AGE. Partly because it won't no Bruthas on the tube, and partly because all three of these cats were just the shit..
Off jump, we got the "The JYD"...The JunkYardDog. Hailing from the N.O. this dude right here is a ol' skool Hot Boy Shawty! Fa all ya'll young punks out there who never got to see The JYD in action this dude used ta be on tV way back in the eighties when the world still thought wrestling was real. He was a head-bussa(hand in fist) know all the way from August,GA ta Japan for whoopin dat ass..ha ha. The JunkYardDog didn't take no shit & was KRUNK as hell every time he entered the arena!!! He stayed on some hOOd shiT and was always FRESH ta DEF when not in the ring. He was such a "G" he even had one interview wit 2 Fly-Ass hood chicks cooking up Soul-fOOd for the JYD & his peeps..dead ass. ha ha
The JYD stayed SHINING on foos' WORLD-WiDE beginning in the early eighties...His pieces might not be as big ass Ghost shit, but damn Shawty this was like 82'...Bottom line he was on of the first kats ta be on TV wearin all dat jury..
Even though the white folks at his job wasn't really feelin all that "ghetto ass jewelery" while he was in his "uniform" The "JYD" did keep it "100" and said fuk dat shit.. keeping at least one of his rope joints on deck at all times...For the record he never got jacked fa his shit. Sylvester Ritter...AN ORIGINAL KiNG OF BLING ~R.I.P. JYD~
Up next we got dat BoY Mr.T!! Holdin iT Down fa Chi-Town!! Reppin dem "A-Team" Gangstas. Mr.T started stuntin on kats early in the game as bouncer at a club where he used ta beat da brakes off of foos' and throw them out the club. He actually came up on his jewels by taking/finding peoples shit at the club...damn. He would be posted right out front the club, so if anybody came back looking fo dey shit they could see it right on his neck...Clearly, not many people came back for dey shit...lol(smh)
When I was kindergarten me & my lil homies went to Toy "R" Us one Saturday morning and got to met Mr.T, he gave us dap & said something I can't remember anymore...That shit was tight.. Outside of doing it BiG for da shorties Mr.T also used ta be on da hoes. He stayed SHINING and never got "tried". Laurence Tureaud...AN ORIGINAL KiNG OF BLING!!
Last but not least in this line of innovators we have "The Ruler"...SLiCK!....RiCK!! This dude was the koldest story teller since Dr. Seuss and he had the krazy London accent..SOUTH WIMBLEDON Stand UP!!! For the only dude in the rap game soo icey enough to publicly lay the SHiNE on Ghostface neck...damn g.
This dude used ta look like he walked right outta Tut's Tomb wit all da illest pieces. Unlike "The JYD" and "Mr.T", Slick Rick was a lil dude...a slim cutter...a smooth ass Playa who ain't work out shit but his trigger finger. "The Ruler" actually did a nice lil bid in Rikers for two-counts of attempted murder behind some haters tryin ta set him up fa his SHINE. Ricky Walters..AN ORIGINAL KING OF BLING
Nuff said..
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Shouts OUT to the Homie DJ Dainja! He just blessed us with his dope new MF DooM Mix!!!
Cut & paste the link below to your browser:
http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3VzZW5kaXQuY29tL2Rvd25sb2FkL1VtTkpjMlpKWVhsbE0xTkdhMUU5UFE=
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Tracklisting:
1-intro
2-All Caps
3-Greenbacks w/ Megalon
4-Potholders w/ Count Bass D
5-Trapdoor w/ Jake One
6-Let Me Watch w/ Apani B.
7-ATHF
8-Meatgrinder
9-Saliva w/ RJD2
10-Vomit
11-Rock Co Kane Flow w/ De La Soul
12-Strange Ways
13-Vaudeville Villain
14-Fondle Em Fossils
15- Go With The Flow w/ Sci Fly
16- Yikes w/ Scienz of Life
17 - No Names
18 - Distant Star w/ Percee P and Heliocentrics
19 - Money Folder
20 - The Mask w/ Ghostface
21 - Raid
22-B-ball Zombie War w/ Jay Dilla
23 - Hoecakes
24 - El Chupa Libre
25 - Ace in the Hole w/ 3rd Bass
26 - Gas Face w/ 3rd Bass
27 - Gas Face Refill
28 - Mic Sounds Nice w/ Jon Doe
29 - Peach Fuzz
30 - Outro w/ Brak and Zorak
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Every wonder what the real result of the over saturation of rampant violence, sex, & unruly-ness courtesy of main stream media has on our youth? Well meet young Latarian Milton.
This post is courtesy of the fine people at "the reggae club"... Shouts OuT ta da homie "KRUNKman!" Thanx G
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PS: I blame Radio ONE & FOX for this..(Lasers & air horns!!!)
Oh hell naw!! How Chris Cheezy gone whoop our ORIGINAL Bus-IT-Baby(peep the archives ho!)... It's NOT o.k.! YOu fake ass Michael Jackson..u
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REGULAR t.v. is going diGital...Shawty
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Damn: I still ain't got no box... uh oh
see more pwn and owned pictures
We've all had one of those days.
While watching the Grammys, i couldn't help but notice that MIA was pregnant and thought of the perfect birth control method. Forget birth control pills, condoms, female condoms, punching stomachs, and all other birth control methods. ES & J has the perfect birth control method...wait for it....wait for it....have sex with pregnant women. This is perfect for all you guys who refuse to use condoms during sex. Once again ES & J has came up with a brilliant idea!!! I know I know. Gratitude not needed but cash is always welcomed here at ES & J.
(inside the mind of an 8-time Olympic Gold Medalist)
"I'd have like 9 GOLDs if I could just quit smoking (cough x 3) ...it's cashed"
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PS: WoW... Somebody hated soo hard by actually TAKiNG this pic & really SENDiNG it to the press, dats cold...SHake 'em oFF Mikey Dude..nice watch
Dear beloved readers of this tom foolery what would you say if I told you that some where in the Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii there is a floating, toxic, plastic garbage island approximately TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS...
WELL PiMP...this shit is real. In fact here's what evironmental specialist have to say:
"The enormous stew of trash - which consists of 80 percent plastics and weighs some 3.5 million tons, say oceanographers - floats where few people ever travel, in a no-man's land between San Francisco and Hawaii.
...
The patch has been growing, along with ocean debris worldwide, tenfold every decade since the 1950s"
~ Chris Parry, public education program manager with the California Coastal Commission in San Francisco.
And yea I know...Fuck Mother Earth! ..why should WE care? Well, assuming you eat food.. like most mortals...Then this will, and does, affect you. You see fish and wildlife are living in/on said Filth Island...and yep WE are eating these yummy animals, or other animals who ate them...somewhere down the line. Check out the insides of this decomposing Albatross found on the "Island". Needless to say, fish are also eating GOOD on the "Island"
NiCE!!
All this yummy toxic fillet is making my thirsty...Might I trouble you for a glass of water. Please..
Graci..Aahh refreshing(chewing my water) ..Thanx Homie!
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PS: Wait a minute...this really isn't fUNNY?!? ...NOPE
Ha ha
Shouts out ta all my litter bugs...fuk yo kids shawty!
Obama:
"Baby, I'm really feelin that new joint.."Day & Night"...when i first heard it i was like damn! This MUST be the dopest shit on "808's & Heartbreaks"...
But then G-Dub told me it won't even Ye'?!?...I knew he was gone tell me some shit..but damn!! what da HeLL?!.."
Jammin none the less tho Shawty.. GO HeaD Kid Cudi!! and take these fooLs wit cha..
Bush:
"Fuk You America!! Ha!ha! 8 years YOU fucks..yep..Dallas TeXas! We're Comin HOME!!!
WOOO!!! Let's Roll!!(ridiculous everybody get cha roll on arm motions)"
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PS: Day n Night...clearly
On this historic Martin Luther King Day we here at ESJ are taking time out to shed light on Dr.King's other, far less publicized, re-occuring DREAM. To this day very few people are aware that Dr.King actually had another rather prophetic re-occuring dream which would keep him up at night during the much televised Freedom Rides.
This "OTHER" dream was of a young white boy, also destine to be known as "The King." That white boy was Rodney Mullen, the un-herald "King" of Street Skating. So, on this historic King Day, on the eve of the inauguration of this Nation's first ever Black President, and in memory of the GREAT Reverend Martin Luther King Jr., we bring you a NEVER before seen exclusive look at the "OTHER" dream Dr.King kept having..
The only weird thing about this story was that during the course of our research we also discovered numerous secret memoirs which revealed that Dr.King would also dream in Lego sequences ...from time to time. Weird huh..?!?
...BUT the DREAMS were always the same... watch
***This WORLD-WIDE EXCLUSIVE(imagine kool graphics)!!! is currently being covered no where else in the world...if anyone else so much as even mentions it without giving props to "Eat,Sleep and Joke" and throwing up our gang-sign, we will hunt you down and DE-Friend you on FaceBook, MySpace, and Gchat...This means YOU MediaTakeOut!***
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PS: Bringing YOU da REALLY real...fa REAL real REALLY
PPS: Go Rodney it's ya BiRTHDAY!!!!
Ladies & Gentlemen of the Court the above question hath so eloquently been posed by the PEOPLE..and quite frankly, WE here at ESJ do REMEMBER that time Tupac Shakur himself, was, in fact, on the television show "In Living Color."
..Or do we?
Allow us to jog your memory.. SHAwty
EnjoI.
This is GREAT..lol...Tommy Davidson @ 3:10 is da funniest shit!
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More Importantly: R.I.P. PAC!!!
I would just like to take this time to go on record as saying "F-U Frito-Lay!!"..For as long as I can remember now EVERY Frito Lay snack has be getting smaller and increasing in price. Today I think I bought (5)lays potato chips for $.99....Not five lil bags of chips, but a huge $.99 bag of smelly air that magically contained 5 lil broken-ass chips down at the bottom...WTF dawg!
REALLY!?!
We guess what dammit..I ain't fo it...so F! U! frito-lay. I'm not supposed ta light certain plants on fire, but these jackalopes are allowed to piss down the back of Lady Liberty and call it free enterprise.
:::Shaking my fist
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PS:...nope
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