With all this turmoil in the world, I started thinking ...what could be a possible solution to all this mayhem? More warfare, too expensive and uncertain. More diplomacy, maybe but that still is uncertain as to its effectiveness. Then, as i was chatting with someone they made a rude remark but added an emoticon after it. It completely negated the rude remark because emoticons are irresistibly adorable. Then I started thinking...what if emoticons were used to negotiate with terrorists? Can Osama really resist the sheer adorability of an emoticon? I think not.
I mean do you have any solutions...exactly.
Showing posts with label Epiphanies. Show all posts
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After hearing about the fight that took place last night at the Dirty Awards, I wondered why T.I. didn't get arrested but received all the press for it. Then the answer came like an angel from heaven. He has goons. His goons do all the work, get arrested but T.I. gets all the credit. Which prompted the reason for this post....I need goons. Law school can be a tough and competitive environment and what better way to deal with everyday menaces than having a pair of my very own goons. Of course these prospective goons would have to be threatening, dim-witted and willing to work for free. So if any of you know of someone that would be perfect for this position let me know. Finals are approaching which means there is limited time for goonin' around this semester so get those applications to me sooner rather than later.
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