I Need Goons

After hearing about the fight that took place last night at the Dirty Awards, I wondered why T.I. didn't get arrested but received all the press for it. Then the answer came like an angel from heaven. He has goons. His goons do all the work, get arrested but T.I. gets all the credit. Which prompted the reason for this post....I need goons. Law school can be a tough and competitive environment and what better way to deal with everyday menaces than having a pair of my very own goons. Of course these prospective goons would have to be threatening, dim-witted and willing to work for free. So if any of you know of someone that would be perfect for this position let me know. Finals are approaching which means there is limited time for goonin' around this semester so get those applications to me sooner rather than later.

1 comments:

Unknown said...

well my grandmother is 96 but she is tough