This JUST IN!!! NY Giants recently troubled wide-out Plexico Burress has actually landed a supporting role in Eminem's highly awaited sequel to his box-office smash "8Mile" tentatively entitled "8.2Miles"
Due to the media frenzy surrounding Plexico's self-inflicted gun wound the fine people at New Line Cinema have actually decided to capitalize on the misfortune by reaching out to Burress and offering him the role of none other than "Cheddar BoB" ...Em's low-life acquaintance who also damn near shoots his own dick off.
Plexico has not yet confirmed if he will accept the role. He is still awaiting judicial proceedings to determine whether he will actually be free during the filming, since he currently faces a possible MANDATORY 3&1/2 year sentence for possession of an illegal firearm...nice.
On a brighter, more definite, note Burress has inked a four figure book deal for a tell-all biography entitled "Plexico Burress has an empty shoe box for a brain"..Not bad for a guy getting paid $35Million dollars to run around with a piece of old leather. 
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PS: Fuck Teachers & Civil Servants..
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