Trash Island...wow

Dear beloved readers of this tom foolery what would you say if I told you that some where in the Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii there is a floating, toxic, plastic garbage island approximately TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS...

WELL PiMP...this shit is real. In fact here's what evironmental specialist have to say:

"The enormous stew of trash - which consists of 80 percent plastics and weighs some 3.5 million tons, say oceanographers - floats where few people ever travel, in a no-man's land between San Francisco and Hawaii.
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The patch has been growing, along with ocean debris worldwide, tenfold every decade since the 1950s"

~ Chris Parry, public education program manager with the California Coastal Commission in San Francisco.


And yea I know...Fuck Mother Earth! ..why should WE care? Well, assuming you eat food.. like most mortals...Then this will, and does, affect you. You see fish and wildlife are living in/on said Filth Island...and yep WE are eating these yummy animals, or other animals who ate them...somewhere down the line. Check out the insides of this decomposing Albatross found on the "Island". Needless to say, fish are also eating GOOD on the "Island"

NiCE!!
All this yummy toxic fillet is making my thirsty...Might I trouble you for a glass of water. Please..

Graci..Aahh refreshing(chewing my water) ..Thanx Homie!
<3,
YOUr HOnor

PS: Wait a minute...this really isn't fUNNY?!? ...NOPE
Ha ha
Shouts out ta all my litter bugs...fuk yo kids shawty!